
This is a different kind of apple orchard than I was used to. (This is where the link should go for an apple orchard I grew up going to, but, see, those apple orchards don't have websites. I did find this mention of Apple Annie's.) It offered not only cheese curds, but cheese shaped like beer

And not only a petting zoo, but

Yeesh. We had a great time, though. Tom and Elizabeth even used this photo on their wedding website:

(If Abigail and Jeff ever have a wedding website, I think they should use this one:)

On the other hand, the traffic going and coming was awful, and likely to be worse this year because of construction, so we abandoned Apple Holler for a place farther off the beaten path, in Indiana (no offense to Hoosiers: I don't mean to say that Indiana's any farther off the beaten path than Wisconsin, just contrast these particular orchards, OK?). Except for it being 90 degrees, it was idyllic: lots of apples, no cheese curds in sight. There were these golden-delicious trees that were the most beautiful color.
And the apples were scrumptious, too. Even Abigail, who doesn't like any Deliciouses, was so delighted with them that she made a face like this:
They also made wicked good throwin' apples.
But it was 90 degrees, and we had to take breaks to rest in the shade. Rob started the trend.
And before long Tom and Elizabeth were on the wagon.
It was all downhill from there. Andrea got so hot, she said "screw you all, I'm going to Steak 'n Shake."
Actually, she didn't say that. What really happened was that we all got so hot that we said collectively, "screw this. We're going to Steak 'n Shake."
And we did.
(There are more photos on flickr: Andrea's and mine.)